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 Posted: Jul 31, 2011 - 01:48 PM
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Madison Square Garden; Dick Woerhle; Tony Schiavone
The sixth tour of the coastline began in the Mecca of Professional Wrestling, Madison Square Garden. And what better place to introduce Y2J, Chris Jericho (+1)! Moondog Rex (-1) was so distracted by Jericho’s light show that allowed himself to be rolled up by A.J. Petruzzi!
Triple H offered some unsolicited assistance to Brutus before the bell, flattening Sam Houston. The Barber took full advantage, using a well concealed rope to fool Dick Woerhle and choke out Houston.
As Buddy Rose climbed into the ring, a fan at ringside was heard to yell, “Hey, Chief, he’s even fatter than you!!” to Jay Strongbow. The Chief had an easy time of it, as the Playboy (huh?) was caught early on in the contest with a not so well concealed pair of brass knuckles. “I thought it was your knife and fork,” Strongbow cracked to Rose as they left the ring. An Italian Indian and a 350 pound playboy. Only here.
Before the match, diminutive United States Champion Taz (+1) came to the ring to call out King Kong Bundy (-1). If Baron Scicluna doesn’t beat Taz first, the champion may have a rough night ahead with the gigantic Bundy. Triple H, defending his Television title in the cage against Sal Bellomo (whom he inexplicably called out at the most recent pay per view), fell from the top of the cage as he climbed toward victory, rendering himself unconscious in the center of the ring. Never one to miss an opportunity, Bellomo quickly covered for the pin and the championship! Sal Bellomo (99-1 chance) is the new Television Champion! Sal (-100, permanently) was distressed to learn of the mandatory rematch clause in the contract he signed. Bellomo had planned a short European holiday with Bruno Sammartino and their respective wives, but that may need to be postponed. Sammartino, on hand to offer congratulations to Sal, had mixed emotions, “Hey, don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Sal, I really am. But HHH was Vice-President of the United States, and I really hate to see Hubert lose like that.”
Chris Candido defeated Diamond Dallas Page with a Blonde Bombshell. The wrestling move, not Sunny or Tammy or whatever she’s calling herself these days.
Public Enemy ran to the ring in their typical “gangsta” style, waving their arms in the air and stoking the crowd at the Garden. Even Mister Fuji and Professor Tanaka got into the spirit of the Manhattan night, waving their hands in the air, “raving em like we just don’t care,” as Fuji explained later. Fuji also waved his hands in the air during the match-up, gouging Johnny Grunge in the eyes and covering him for the victory.
In the feature match, charismatically challenged Lex Luger was clobbered by the Warlord with a foreign object before the opening bell. Acting enraged almost to the point of believability, the Total Package - Narcissist - Twin Tower - All-American - Horseman (briefly, till they got tired of him and beat him up) - Pill Poppin’ - Coke Snortin’ – Miss Elizabeth Killin’ muscleman racked the Warlord for the win. Having had little luck in the match, Warlord retrieved his foreign object and beat Luger senseless, rendering him out of action for one month. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2011 - 10:08 PM
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Philadelphia Civic Center; Earl Hebner; David Crockett
X marks the spot. Mr. X, that is, left in a heap in the center of the ring following a Gorilla Press from Road Warrior Animal.
In a rematch of tag teams, the Vachons once again defeated Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten. During their pre-match interview with David Crockett, the Vachons attacked, only to be fended off by Public Enemy. During the match, Haku unsuccessfully tried to interfere on behalf of the French Canadians as well. Finally taking matters into their own hands, Butcher smashed a television monitor over Axl’s head to gain another victory over the hometown favorites.
Jumpin’ Jim Brunzell (+2) scored an upset victory over Superstar Billy Graham.
In his first action – not counting that little problem in Memphis a few years ago – Jerry Lawler lost by disqualification to Jeff Hardy as he smashed a trash can over the head of the Enigmatic One, the High Flyer, the Daredevil, the Risk Taker (the Drug Addict!).
Booker (+2) got the duke over Cowboy Bob Orton, although he had to suffer the pain of a low blow to get Orton disqualified. “What a night, what a damn night,” an obviously displeased Booker said after the match. “ First I got you using the n word, then I get punched in the nuts.” When David Crockett tried to explain that “enigmatic” was not the n word, Booker remained unimpressed, “I oughta go upside your head, Crockett, but seeing as how you did what you did at the Alamo, I’ll let you slide this time.”
Sabu should have known that he was in for a tough night in his rematch with Handsome Jimmy Valiant. The guest referee was none other than Billy Gibbons, guitarist for ZZ Top and role model for Valiant. And once the bell rang, Gibbons “didn’t see” Johnny Valiant run in and help his brother gain the pinfall. After the match, Valiant asked if Gibbons would play a few licks of Freebird on his guitar. Gibbons genially replied, “there’s two problems there, fellas. First, that ain’t our song. Second, if I did play it, Garvin and Hayes would come runnin’ out here thinkin’ they had a match.”
Davey Boy Smith accompanied the Hart Foundation to the ring for their match-up with Ted DiBiase and Dr. Death, Steve Williams. Sherri Martel led her charges to the ring and appeared to stand quietly at ringside. However, at just the right time, Sherri revealed her “natural assets” to Jim Niedhardt, who stood transfixed as Williams and DiBiase double teamed Bret Hart for the win. Following the match, the victors announced that they were temporarily disbanding, so as to focus on singles action. Niedhardt was hoping to focus on some singles action as well, until Sherri told him that he’s not her type. When he asked what type she liked, Sherri replied, “human.”
Tommy Dreamer surprisingly appeared at ringside to encourage the Big Bossman in his battle with Steve Austin. The Texas Rattlesnake had no friends – unless you count the blackjack that he brought into the ring and used to knock out Bossman. |
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Posted: Aug 02, 2011 - 08:06 PM
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Philadelphia Civic Center; Dick Woerhle; Gene Okerlund
Back to back nights in Philadelphia? A heavy snowfall and impassable roads made travel impossible, so an extra card was added to the schedule. Over 5,000 frozen fans made their way to the Civic Center, to see Samoa Joe choke out Billy Kidman with a hidden rope?? Samoa spiced things up after the match by challenging Axl Rotten to meet him in a cage match. Balls Mahoney, waiting for his upcoming match, accepted on behalf of tag partner Axl, although observers suspect that Joe was actually issuing the challenge to Mahoney, thinking that he was Axl Rotten. Hopefully, Joe is unaware of Ian Rotten.
Balls Mahoney gave Samoa Joe a preview of what he could see in a match with Axl Rotten – a classic ECW move, the Nutcracker Suite – by pulverizing Boris Zhukov.
In the tag team feature, Beer Money (-1) lost their opening contest since their recent addition to the roster, Bobby Roode falling victim to a blackjack that Kevin Nash managed to sneak into the ring. “What a great name you guys got, Chico,” said the typically plastered Hall. “Way cooler than The Outsiders. We ain’t outside, man, we’re inside. Maybe we should be The Insiders. Speaking of Beer Money, you got any?” As Hall fell through the ropes onto the concrete, he did manage to let out a signature “hey, yo.”
Danny Doring (+2) defeated New Jack via low blow. If that isn’t dangerous enough, even for Dangerous Danny, he then beat New Jack into a near coma with a fire hydrant that he pulled out of New Jack’s shopping cart! New Jack did survive, but barely. Danny Doring has not been seen since minutes after the match, leaving some to surmise that he has gone into hiding. Others, conversely, believe that Danny was shot to death in the dressing room moments after New Jack was revived, and his body disposed of by a group of native Philadelphian New Jack’s “colleagues.”
Last night, Jim Brunzell upset Superstar Billy Graham. Tonight, B.B. Brian B. Blair B. scores a huge upset over Canadian strongman, D. Dino Bravo. Brunzell and Blair may want to have Earthquake and Typhooon knock them thru the ring more often.
In the category of “you just knew this would happen,” Don Muraco and Louie Spicoli were counted out when their action spilled from the ring, to the floor, to the ramp, to the lobby, to the sidewalk, to Allegro Pizza at 39th and Spruce, across from the Chinese food cart, right on the Penn campus. Ask for Carmine.
Oh no. Typhoon (+1) was seen “conspiring” with himself backstage. About the only “conspiring” Typhoon was doing was trying to conspire if there was a Wendy’s within a couple of blocks of the Civic Center. Meanwhile, in the ring, Undertaker conspired to pin Barry Windham, albeit with a handful of tights. |
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Posted: Aug 04, 2011 - 05:37 PM
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Onondaga County War Memorial; Earl Hebner; David Crockett
Rosey got his first taste of federation action at the War Memorial in downtown Syracuse. Rosey also got a taste of the ring microphone, inadvertently left dangling above the ring during his match with Hercules. Perhaps thinking it was a gift from the gods on Mount Olympus, Herc used it to his advantage, knocking Rosey to the mat and covering for the pinfall victory. “Man,” Hercules said later, “I grabbed that mic like it was the Hammer of Thor.” For a moment, it appeared that David Crockett was going to attempt to explain the apparent gods confusion to the muscular Hercules, but then had second thoughts.
Sal Bellomo (+1), newly crowned Television Champion, took to that very same mic to call out Jake Roberts (-1). When the crowd laughter subsided, Mr. Excitement, Lance Storm, used a chain found beneath the ring to defeat Psicosis. Roberts was unavailable for comment, as he is once again in an alcohol rehab center in Franklin, Tennessee.
The Moondogs upset Ivan Putski and Tito Santana, as Spot – using the ropes for added leverage – pinned Santana.
In a rematch following their pizza shop battle in Philadelphia, Don Muraco used a pile driver to score a victory over Louis Spicoli. Disappointed that there are no pizza shops adjacent to the War Memorial, Muraco suggested carrying the battle into the nearby Chinese take out, a suggestion quickly nixed by Spicoli, saying, “No way, Don. Egg foo yung gives me the s***s.” Speaking of the s***s, Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake is now managed by the Grand Wizard.
Once again, the Gang With No Manager entered a match in progress, this time managing to get Dino Bravo disqualified in his contest with Sam Houston. Bravo’s manager, Classy Freddie Blassie, finally agreed to manage the combination of Vader, Rick Rude, Super Crazy and Boris Zhukov, if for no other reason than to put an end to their unscheduled run-ins. “Well,” grumped Blassie, “I get a champeen (Blassie-ism Alert!) and two guys to wash my Cadillac. I haven’t figured out Rude’s angle just yet, but I’ll check out his match with Tiny in a minute.”
On his way to the ring to meet Curt Hennig, Tajiri was jumped by Jack Victory (+1) and Jerry Saggs (+1). The attack had little lasting effect, as the nimble Japanese battler upset Mr. Perfect with a buzzsaw kick.
The Iron Sheik interrupted Big Show’s pre-match interview to promote, uh, something. The Sheik’s incoherent babbling, a unique combination of Farsi, English and Pig Latin, was unintelligible to everyone in attendance. When Show’s match with Ravishing Rick Rude finally got underway, Rude wasted little time in getting himself disqualified, hitting the big man in the head with a trash can to earn an early trip to the showers. “I like him already,” Blassie said afterward, “he’s got some brains.”
Terry Funk and Stan Stasiak captured the World’s Tag Team Championship, as Stan The Man dropped the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, matricidal, fratricidal, patricidal Sabu with a heart punch. While Sabu posed in the ring with his arm held behind his head awaiting the punch as Stasiak ordered up some pierogies, Rob Van Dam gazed out at the crowd rather than rushing to the defense of his partner. “I kept waiting for Stan Musial to show up, but he never did,” said Van Dam afterwards. Musial, Stasiak and Van Dam are all of Polish origin. Just sayin’. |
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Posted: Aug 04, 2011 - 11:46 PM
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droo wrote:
Stan The Man dropped the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, matricidal, fratricidal, patricidal Sabu...
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Posted: Aug 05, 2011 - 07:15 AM
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| I was sitting there at my laptop, trying to come up with as many "cidals" as I could. I really like spermacidal. Nice catch, Dave! |
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Posted: Aug 05, 2011 - 08:49 PM
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Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City, New Jersey; Charles “Little Naitch” Robinson and – JR!
Continuing the surprising individual win streaks for the Killer Bees, B. Brain Blair bested Johnny Valiant with a sleeper hold. “Mercy Daddy, don’t wake him up jest yet,” Jimmy Valiant yelled as he jumped into the ring. “He owes me fifty bucks and this is gonna be my only chance to get it,” the Handsome One said as he rifled the pockets of Johnny’s ring jacket.
The Warlord bad mouthed Bob Holly (+1) as he made his way to the ring to meet Arn Anderson. “He’s gonna beat the **** out of you,” Nostradamus said, as Holly entered the ring, only to be knocked cold by a fist wrapped in a chain from Double A.
Florida State star Ron Simmons applied a Seminole Slam to William Regal for the win.
You knew this was coming … Triple H regained the Television Championship by three count over Sal Bellomo. You didn’t know that this was coming … after the match, the Commissioner, Jack Tunney, dropped by from the blackjack tables at the Borgata to announce that Bellomo, as loser of the match, would be given a title shot at the next pay per view event. The Commissioner, an avid sportsman, is thought to have accumulated over one million dollars in markers throughout Atlantic City. Coincidentally, Bellomo is related to one of the principal owners of Caesar’s Palace. He is also related to Salvatore
“Salvy One Eye” Gambino, owner of number of unspecified businesses.
Before the third installment of Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten (+1) versus the Vachons, the Moondogs dropped by to do some of their requisite howling and then challenge Balls and Axl to a match. After Butcher rolled up Mahoney with a handful of tights, Balls gladly accepted the challenge from Spot. “That’s three times they beat us by cheatin,” Mahoney complained. “I guess they’re just smarter than us. But long as there ain’t no math on the test, I bet we’re smarter than those Moon dog guys.”
And for the third time and hopefully, last time, Ivan Koloff bested Mike Rotundo, this time with a bear hug.
Dominic DeNucci versus Abdullah the Butcher. Say no more. Italy versus the Sudan. Or, if you prefer, Pittsburgh versus Atlanta. Just to stir the pot, Paul E. Dangerously showed up before the bell, announced that he and Abdullah had agreed in principle to a managerial contract, whereupon he slipped Abdullah a pair of brass knuckles used to knock out DeNucci. Barely able to speak, DeNucci whispered in Italian to the ringside physician, “non appena mi alzo l’uccidero,” which so moved The Butcher that he face turned!! A bittersweet Sal Bellomo, asked to translate, said “Dom said he’s gonna kill him when he gets up.”
While stablemate Iron Sheik distracted Charles Robinson, newly anointed Heavyweight Champion Adrian Adonis used an illegal maneuver to defeat (Rocco) Rock (-1). “Wow,” Adonis said after the bout, “that was a close one. When they told me Rock, I thought they meant that cooking smell guy.” |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2011 - 01:05 PM
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The Spectrum; Earl Hebner; Mike Tenay
Returning to the scene of the recent pay per view event, Jerry Saggs (-100, permanently) rammed the head of A.J. Petruzzi into an exposed turnbuckle to gain the victory. After the match, Petruzzi returned to the scene of Termini’s Bakery in South Philadelphia, where he ate a half dozen cannolis while waiting for his Italian rum cake to be iced.
Roadkill bested David Schultz for the third time, this time using a forearm cast to knock Schultz out cold. “If I keep beating him up like this,” said the big Amishman, “that guy Stossel might come around looking for payback.”
A dream match – Beer Money versus Outsiders! Manager Paul Dangerously used his ever present cell phone – which has gotten considerably smaller than the 1991 version he used in ECW – to accidentally strike Kevin Nash, enabling James Storm to cover for the win! “Hey, yo,” a deadly serious, apparently sober Scott Hall said afterwards to Mike Tenay, “whatever just happened in that match, whatever, just whatever, Chico. What I want to know is who has my Razor Ramon vest? You know, the red one, the one with the fringe. I can get maybe fifteen or twenty bucks for that thing on Ebay. And now, Tenay, say goodbye to the bad guy.”
The amazing thing about the Samoa Joe (+2) cage battle with Axl Rotten is not that Joe won the match. Both men are tough, hard nosed brawlers. A match like this is always 50-50. What IS amazing is how Joe prevailed – by CLIMBING OUT of the cage!!
Billy Kidman’s pre-match interview was interrupted by Chris Candido, who challenged Kidman to a cage match. After accepting Candido’s offer, Kidman (+1) bowed to Fuji, who reciprocated with a traditional Japanese bow and then proceeded to thrash Kidman with a series of chops. As referee Earl Hebner admonished Mr. Fuji for illegal tactics, Professor Tanaka suddenly appeared in the ring and delivered a devastating kick to Kidman’s chin. Fuji then covered for the one, two, three. Commissioner Jack Tunney staggered to the ring after the match. What adventure awaits? Commissioner Tunney announced that Terry Funk and Stan Stasiak will be forced to break up, vacating the World’s Tag Team Title that they won only yesterday. No link – yet – to Sal Bellomo.
Sergeant Slaughter, in a classic match-up of Cobra Clutch versus Crossface Crippler, took on Chris Benoit. Slaughter used a classic military tactic dating back to Sun Tzu – a punch in the balls – to defeat the suddenly crippled crippler.
The career of one Mr. USA, Tony Atlas, has taken off since his heel turn of many weeks ago. The one time embarrassingly bad caricature known as Saba Simba, Atlas took out his anger on Chris Jericho, fresh off his stint on Dancing With The Stars. “Wow, and here I thought Kirstie Alley was big,” a stunned Jericho said afterwards.
A tag team feature match closed the evening, as the Road Warriors, the Legion of Doom, made their debut against the Dudley Boys. As might have been expected, the two teams battled to a time limit draw. |
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Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 10:21 AM
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Broome County Arena; Dick Woerhle; Gene Okerlund
The last time we were in Binghamton, we had a power failure, a cancelled card, and a riot. Tonight opened with a cage match – Billy Kidman accepting Chris Candido’s challenge last night in Philadelphia. Perhaps Kidman should have reconsidered, as Candido landed an atomic drop from halfway up the cage, delivered a Blonde Bombshell (the wrestling move, not the trollop girlfriend), and climbed over the top of the cage for the win.
In keeping with the fortunes befitting a man with no victories and five defeats, Al Snow was accidentally hit in the head by Gene Okerlund’s microphone as he entered the ring. He was then not so accidentally the victim of a crowbar smash from Smash, formerly one half of Demolition and one (w)hole of Repo Man. Smash and Crush announced a hiatus from tag action, as each man concentrates on singles matches. Al Snow was surprisingly sympathetic, stating, “I had a hiatus once, too. The doctor fixed it up right in his office while he was doing my vasectomy.”
The Broome County Pharmacists Association was in attendance at ringside just before the start of the match between Davey Boy Smith and The Barbarian. Smith won by power slam, prompting some introspection after the match on the origins of Smith’s nickname by the defeated Barbarian. “What kind of nickname is “boy?” the big man queried, “I tried it on Snow before – Al Boy Snow – and he just looked at me kind of funny. Same thing with Kidman and Candido – nothing. But New Jack and Mustapha didn’t like it much, though. Mustapha said something about “getting his glock and coming right back.”
A clearly distracted New Jack and Mustapha fell to Roadkill and Danny Doring by clean pinfall. “We deal with those two m*****f*****s later, right now, we got somethin’ for that Barbarian dude.”
In his first singles action since his sudden heel turn, Sting used the Scorpion Deathlock to submit Spike Dudley. Spike blamed his poor performance on an acid flashback triggered by Sting’s face paint.
Heavyweight Champion Adrian Adonis, accompanied by manager Jimmy Hart, came to the ring in support of stable mate Iron Sheik for his match-up with Matt Hardy. As the Sheik tossed Hardy over the top rope, Adonis did a little more than observe, managing to get the Sheik disqualified. As a small consolation, Hardy will be shelved for two weeks with a ruptured eardrum, caused not from the beating at the hands of Adonis, but from Jimmy Hart singing his (only) Gentry’s hit “Keep on Dancin” into his right ear through his megaphone.
In the main event, Pedro Morales fell to King Kong Bundy when the big man cracked Morales with Gene Okerlund’s busy microphone and covered him for the pinfall win. Following the match, Raven, Pistol Pez Whatley and Steve Corino entered the ring and embraced (as much as you can) Bundy, announcing that they were open to managerial offers. Bundy also announced that he was open to dinner offers. |
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Posted: Aug 14, 2011 - 07:47 PM
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Asbury Park Convention Center; Earl Hebner; Mike Tenay
Butch Reed rang the opening bell for the evening – ring over the head of Tim Horner, who was quickly covered for the pin.
Captain Lou Albano came equipped to assist Kane, sneaking a baseball bat to ringside under the always watchful eye of Earl Hebner. Unfortunately, in trying to split open Konnan’s head, Albano inadvertently hit Kane. Thinking quickly, Albano claimed it was divine retribution from Katie Vick. A noticeably upset Kane took the bat and turned Konnan (+2) into a line drive double.
A Molotov Cocktail tossed by one of New Jack’s cousins failed to explode on impact, but did leave Roadkill stunned. Mustapha was stunned shortly thereafter, as Dangerous Danny Doring wrapped a trash can over his head to score the win. Following the match, the Vachons joined Doring and Roadkill in the center of the ring, putting the boots to the fallen Gangstas.
Injured Matt Hardy limped to the ring to support his brother Jeff in his match-up with the awesome King Kong Bundy. Nevertheless, Jeff took the five count after an elbow drop from the big man. Big Man? Asbury Park? RIP, Clarence. A noticeably flatter Hardy battered Bundy over the head with a bong coincidentally found at ringside. The ringside physician took nearly 30 minutes to roll Bundy over for an examination. Asked for his diagnosis, Dr. Vinny Boombatz opined, “I’m not quite sure what’s wrong with him, other than the fact that he needs to lose about three hundred pounds. I think I gave myself a hiatus out there.”
Beer Money had the pleasure of being the first opponents for the Colossal Connection, Andre the Giant and Haku. James Storm had the pleasure of being far from the first person knocked unconscious by a crescent kick from Meng. Or Haku. From Samoa. Or Tonga. Commissioner Jack Tunney ruled the match a No Contest (duh) and ordered that the teams meet again.
A battle between disciplinarians, a match between sadists, an authoritarian rumble, or just two fat guys with pot bellies – call it what you will, but after a brutal contest, Sergeant Slaughter was disqualified for using the steel steps to attack Big Bossman (+1). Jack Tunney, looking slightly the worse for wear after an afternoon in nearby Atlantic City, immediately mandated a tag title shot for Bossman and his partner, Paul Orndorff! “That’s good news,” Bossman said, “but I ain’t never met Paul Orndorff in my life.”
The Sarge hung around ringside long enough to team up with Larry Zbyszko and attack Road Warrior Animal. A beaten Animal willed himself into the ring, where he was met by a handful of powder in the eyes and a claw to the face by Killer Kowalski. Once more in matchmaking mode, Commissioner Tunney ordered a match between Slaughter and Zbyszko and the Road Warriors.
As the sound of Eye of the Tiger played by a Survivor cover band blared over the loudspeakers, Hulk Hogan entered the arena – and once again fell. This is the third time that this has happened to the Hulkster. But as he has proven time and time again, the Hulk is not embarrassed by anything, so he hit the ring, tore off his shirt and responded to the crowd’s reaction as only the Hulkster can. Thoroughly intimidated, Paul Roma asked Hogan for an autograph for his Aunt Carmella in Sicily. The Hulkster signed an 8 by 10 glossy, whereupon he threw Roma into the ropes, leveled him with a big boot and finished him off with a leg drop. The crowd was then treated to Hulk’s entire posing routine, as well as a lengthy, crappy guitar solo, followed by outtakes from Suburban Commando and Mr. Nanny. |
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